- Writers: Alex Timbers, Roman Coppola, Jason Schwartzman, Paul Weitz
- Stars: Adam David Thompson , Bernadette Peters , Daniel Breaker , Debra Monk , Gael García Bernal , Hannah Dunne , Jennifer Kim , Joel Bernstein , John Miller , Ken Barnett , Lola Kirke , Malcolm McDowell , Mark Blum , Peter Vack , Philip Jackson Smith , Saffron Burrows , Sandro Isaack
At a fundraising gala at an estate, Edward offers a large sum if Rodrigo will play the violin. Rodrigo ups the ante and turns the tables. Hailey runs into Lizzie, and discovers her roommate has been hiding her upper crust roots -- before spending the rest of the night impressing a man with aristocratic credentials of his own.