- Writers: Whitney Cummings, Michael Patrick King
- Stars: Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Garrett Morris, Jonathan Kite
After Martha Stewart praises Max's cupcakes, she and Caroline have a lot of orders. And when they find a vacant location, they decide that it would a good location to sell their cupcakes. They only need to come up with the money so Caroline suggests that they apply for a loan granted to businesses that are starting. But when Caroline comes to the meeting late, Max has to speak to the loan officer herself and blows it. Max then decides to ask Sophie if she could loan them the money but she doesn't loan money to friends. Max then decides to sell her eggs to a clinic. But because of her lack of pedigree she's rejected. When the clinic hears of Caroline's pedigree, they ask if she would like to sell her eggs. She does it reluctantly.