- Writers: Whitney Cummings, Michael Patrick King
- Stars: Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Garrett Morris, Jonathan Kite
Caroline can't seem to find a way to attract the new guy she's dating who didn't like her as much after finding out she lost out on her father's fortune. Meanwhile, Max has drawn the two Amish guys home to her apartment where Sophie is chasing after them to come upstairs to her place. Caroline and Max meet their dates at the Slip It In Club where a health emergency among the Amish brothers finally excites the interest of Caroline's date towards her.